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Alexandria Portée

Hi! I'm a writer and I live in Los Angeles.

My personal essays are mostly about my poor luck with puberty and being in my own head. I often write about pop culture, Latinidad, and the African diaspora. I've written for Netflix Queue, The Cut, Food52, Teen Vogue, and more.

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Portfolio of Work


"Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill."

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